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Rant

I will listen to you and if you would like I will rant with you

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Need someone to talk to

I’ll listen to you if you just need to talk

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I’ll be your fake girlfriend and talk to you

Need to convince someone you actually do have a girlfriend when you actually don’t? Do you miss your ex and just want someone to talk to? Well here I am and you can call and talk to me and I’ll be the best over the phone girlfriend you ever had!

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You want to hear an embarrassing story about me

I’ll tell you a very regrettable and embarrassing decision I have made

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Relationship advice

I am here to help you and give you advice with my experience or even just listen to you rant