I’m here to talk to you about anything you need or want!
You want to hear an embarrassing story about me
I’ll tell you a very regrettable and embarrassing decision I have made
Wanna talk to me about something I don’t have listed? I will do so here
I’ll be your fake girlfriend and talk to you
Need to convince someone you actually do have a girlfriend when you actually don’t? Do you miss your ex and just want someone to talk to? Well here I am and you can call and talk to me and I’ll be the best over the phone girlfriend you ever had!
Need someone to talk to
I’ll listen to you if you just need to talk
I will listen to you and if you would like I will rant with you
I am here to help you and give you advice with my experience or even just listen to you rant