Mommy's sweet little baby needs a little pick-me-up~? Of course you do! ♥ My door is always open for big boys... with big wallets... so come rest your weary's head on mommy's breasts and let mommy make all those silly little problems just... melt away...
Couldn't you just take the opportunity to confess...? Now it's detention for you, brat! Your dear, loving mommy has no choice but to set you straight with the exact lashing you desperately need... and she won't rest until her boy is whimpering for mercy into her thighs. ♥
Oh, of course I know you're a SINNER. That you're a self-loathing little bundle of guilty and painful self-awareness. But that's alright... God, and I, still ♥ LOVE ♥ all you bad little brats all the same, with infinite patience and humility. So come unto Vanilla's personal confessional and extol alllll your sins to the good sister, spill out every dirty secret you've ever held, and be absolved (for as little as all the money in your wallet).