hi. i’m 27, spoiled, bratty, and a total handful. if you’re here hoping for sweet little gratitude or basic kindness, you’re in the wrong place. i don’t say please, i don’t say thank you unless it benefits me, and i definitely don’t beg—you do. i pout. i demand. i expect. i get what i want, or i make noise until i do. you’re either fixing my mood or funding my silence. that’s the reality of deal.