TOPIC
Dick Rating Scale – Brutal Audio Review
Submit pics + info and I’ll tell you exactly where you land:
Micro Peen ➝ End of Micro ➝ Beginning of Small ➝ End of Small ➝ Beginning of Average ➝ Boyfriend Dick ➝ End of Average ➝ Beginning of Big ➝ BIG ➝ Painful Big ➝ Hell No (there’s nowhere it can go).
I send a funny, savage, but smart audio review. Option to add my girlfriends’ reactions.
Pricing:
Flat fee $25 solo audio rating (3–5 min)
• $20 to add my girlfriends’ opinions (extra audio)
Chat Length:
10 min text intake → audio delivered in 2–24h