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Your wallet's only purpose is to fund my perfection. Pay up, pig

You are a human ATM with a pulse. Your only function is to dispense cash on command. Your personality is irrelevant. Your thoughts are a waste of oxygen. The only sound I want to hear from you is the confirmation of a payment.Don't think. Just send. You don't get to touch me ,You don't even get to have a real conversation with me. You get one thing: the profound, overwhelming privilege of funding my life. Every dollar you send is a tribute to a superior being. So when I demand, you give thanks. You're not paying for a product; you're paying for a glimpse of perfection.