Listen up, paypig your Human ATM is open for one reason, to feed my desires. You exist to spoil, serve, and surrender every dollar to me. A silent confession of your weakness for me. The thought of me swiping your card, draining your bank, leaving you begging for more makes you ache, doesn’t it? Good. Now be a good little ATM open those accounts, and PAY UP. Your suffering is my satisfaction.