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I Bully Losers

One look at Me, and you'll know exactly how unworthy you are to be in My presence, but I'll make sure to tell you how pathetic you are anyway. I'll make you squirming, leaking mess by teasing, humiliating, and berating you, and you'll definitely be thanking Me for it every step of the way, loser.

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Open your Wallet, Give Me My Money

You're holding onto something that belongs to Me: your money! Get in here and surrender your funds to a Goth Goddess, as you should have done in the first place. I'll work with your budget, but you will not have the room to be stingy. Your money is Mine.