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DRAGON GOONCAVE
PLAP PLAP PLAP. When I'm beating my obese, greasy slab of meat and you're just vulnerable GOONBAIT for me. You're about to get BROKEN. Fucked beyond repair~ Just another SLUDGESUCKER that's gonna SQUIRT from being treated like a worthless SWEATSNORTER from the first second.
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~Fatass Gaming Sponsor~
Get ignored while you're giving your pathetic goonnub some nudges~ If you're pathetic enough and I'm not in a sweaty round of some PvP game, you might even get a response that will make you wish you could snort my stink through the screen.
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Talk & Worship
You'll get to know me before we're breaking your poor, tiny goonerbrain into another slob-addicted, ruined mess. Bullying and toying with stupid sludgesnorters is second nature for me~