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No spoons left... Only knives!

Are you out of spoons today? Maybe even out of them for the next month? I know the feeling... Need somebody that understands chronic conditions will never get better, are you tired of friends asking if you have recovered or getting upset that you canceled a night out? Are you stuck in the hospital yet again and nobody even bothers to stop by? Have friends stopped even checking in? I understand what all that is like and also have a wealth of information to help you advocate for yourself. Feel free to send me a chat, I can't change what you have going on medically, but I can make you smile.

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I can keep a secret...

I would love to hear you're naughty confessions and the secrets that you can't share with anybody else... Has an open-minded woman who's highly intelligent and been in the BDSM lifestyle for over 20 years, your confessions are safe with me. Even if you want to talk about something that's not kinky or erotic, I maintain straight confidence and I'm an excellent listener. I've been told I give good advice too... But only one asked.

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Kinky Sapiosexual Looking to Chat

I'm genuine, kind, sincere, and empathetic to my own detriment. I have a strong sense of right and wrong, and feel the need to take action to maintain a balance at times. Unintentionally & unapologetically, I'm enigmatic. I'm curious & have a sense of humor, I know I'm intelligent but realize there's far more I don't know vs. know. I highly proficient with firearms, tools, vehicles, and many subjects/fields. I genuinely do not care what people think, I have no desire to conform or be a certain way for other people. I am unapologetically me...

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Feeling lonely... I'd love to chat

Open to talking about anything... The weather, insanity of this world, how your boss doesn't appreciate you, how your wife doesn't appreciate you, love of firearms, complicated problems going on in your life... Or maybe you just need a reason to smile today, I would love to be that reason!

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What's your fantasy?

I'm not sure you've ever heard the term kink shamed, but if anybody's ever made you feel bad about your fantasy or your sexual fetishes that's what they did. Just like people come in different shapes and sizes, we come with different turn-ons. You want somebody to have an intelligent and stimulating conversation, flirt a little bit and remind you that it's okay to have these fantasies... I might even know a few places that can help you legally indulge in them. In any case, I would enjoy talking and seeing where our conversation leads... I look forward to hearing from you 💋

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Having a rough day... I would love to help make it better!

Everybody has those days that are a giant clusterfuk and nobody seems to understand. On top of that, how many employers really appreciate all the work you put in. Maybe you've spent in the military and it's coming up on that of year that you struggle. Or you're new to the area and haven't made friends yet... I can't solve all of the world's problems, but I can help improve your day. I'm a great listener, have a dark sense of humor, understand having medical issues, and enjoy talking with people... Men and women, I don't judge.