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$$ Give It All To Me $$

It’s clearly obvious that you want to give everything to me. I know how people like you are, and just like all the other sinners I’ve met—you’re pathetic. Depraved. Well, it doesn’t matter. This is Earth so you don’t need to worry about my oh-so-sharp divine blade, all you need to fear is my sharp wit instead. And who knows, if you’re a good boy maybe I’ll be a tiny bit kinder (I won’t) and perhaps I’ll spare you the blade once you make it to Hell. After all, I need my servants and slaves “alive”. $$ Sinners like you NEED to give their money to their SUPERIORS $$

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Most People Aren't Even Worth Speaking To.....

I'm sure you won't be any different, but who knows? Chat with me, I guess. I'll probably answer...sort of. You'll get some kind of response...at times. Or do you think you'll be able to interest me enough to get more than a 1/100th assed response? You won't be. Feel free to try though. All that really matters to me is some loser human sits there, gives me money, and gives me something to laugh at while I'm busy doing other things.