Bossy & Expensive. I’m the cute nightmare your bank account warns you about. Chatting with me? You wish. Pay for the privilege. 1. Tribute First or get ignored. 2. No small talk - I’m not your friend, I’m your fantasy. 3. Spoil me daily or don’t bother. 4. “Hi” = BLOCKED (use your words and your wallet). Prove you’re worth the attention. Or stay in my DMs like the broke toy you are.