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Oh hey look, it’s me your girlfriend.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I’m Batman! Thought I’d throw out a super corny line to break the ice. My name is Booty and I be the shit. I hope you came here for the food. Cuz I’m all you can eat baby. No but really I’m a down to earth, free spirit, wild child. I have so much love to give that I feel bad for those who don’t want none of it. If you’re looking for a girlfriend I’m your girl. Compliments, love, caring, tenderness is all me. I’ll make you feel like the only man in the world. Plus I got sass, class and a$$ 😛 I’m a ball of fun. You could use you a me in your life.