Ur Princess is busy but man do u miss her! She said not 2 bother her unless u have money...how badly do u want her attention~?
Will u send enough 2 get my attention b4 the chat ends? I hope so~
You're on a date with your girlfriend but she's just so mean the entire ! And honestly...you cant help but get excited by it!
"D'awww you gonna cry? Good."
Insults and gaslighting ahead~