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THAT’S IT?🍤

Aww come closer, little guy—I don’t bite (unless you beg). You’re cute when you blush about being so small.

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Sole Mates? Only in Your Dreams…💭

I know you adore me—but honestly? I just like watching you squirm for a foot you’ll never touch.

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Distract Me😫

Call me if you can handle attention and distract me properly. I need a cutie to keep me company while I do my chores or get ready for the day🫶

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Not good enough👎

I’m a little sweet… a little difficult… and very entertaining 😇 I love that you’re trying to “earn” my nicer side… but you’re probably not gonna get it. Don’t take it personally💁‍♀️