hey little foot boy, ready for the moment of truth? drop your best penis pic and the BANDIT will be the judge on if you’re “packing or lacking”. Don’t bullshit around because I’ll be looking for EVERYTHING such as length, girth, veins, etc. If you just so happen to be humiliated in the process, well that’s on you.
need to relax and relieve some stress? let me be the one to help you “drain the main vain”. since you’re most likely a loser or simply just a horn-dog who will never be able to get your hands on me, maybe you can just fantasize with a few exchanged messages.
you just wanna use your imagination? fine by me. sit your phone down and listen to me serenade you into the best explosion you can have… with just a few explicit words and sounds.