Ya need a chat buddy? Look no further. I'm here to listen. We can chat about almost anything. I know how it feels to feel alone. You aren't alone with me around. I'm a smartass, that tries to be funny.
If you need some company and a friend to virtually hangout with, look no further. We can chat about anything. Or if you need someone there to just sit with in silence because it's been one of those days and you have the weight of the world on your shoulders and don't want to be alone. No matter the reason, you've got a friend in me.
You just need someone to chat with? Maybe you need to get something off your chest, or you haven't had any adult conversation all day. Whatever it may be, I got ya. You can bend my ear, cry on my shoulder, vent away. You are safe with me.