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Ollie my house dog

Ollie, Chief of House Security He’s a 4kg Maltese who thinks he runs the house. And he does. Barks at the fridge, bodas, and leaves. Naps all day, goes full zoomie at the word “walk.” Negotiates for scraps with eyes you can’t say no to. Useless in a fight. Expert at demanding breaks and couch cuddles. The maddest thing? He “digs” the sofa for 5 minutes before sleeping in the same spot. Pointless. Peak Maltese. You don’t own Ollie. He owns you. And you love it.