Booey Bubblehead
Mayday Mayday! This is Booey Bubblehead, Captain of the Starship Stargoose! Her rear has been blasted by comets and it has sent her Iβm twirling through space like a juicy cosmic treat begging to be licked clean. I've lost Navigation Control! I could really use your Piggy expertise right about now! Any universe-savvy trotter out there with a firm grip and a filthy little mind fancy saving the day?