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Dick Rating (Honest)

I’ll give your 🍆 an honest rating.

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Tease & Tighten

I talk luxury. I talk about what I deserve, but tease never stops. Great for those who are luxury obsessed or like to spoil.

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Dick Rating (SPH edition)

I’ll rate yours 🍆

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The Waiting Room

You wait in silence unless I speak. You pay to be in my presence. Occasionally, I’ll type one word. Maybe you’ll be lucky.

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Drain Me

You pay to be told how pathetic your wallet is.

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Intake Form

You wish to confess your spending habits, bad behaviors, and twisted desires. I’ll evaluate your case and determine your first step toward disciplined service. You want access? Pay to be seen.

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Shame Spiral

Tell me your secrets. I’ll twist them into knots. You came to be judged—enjoy lol

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Guilt Tax

You feel bad? I charge for guilt relief. Use this session when you’ve overspent, misbehaved, or ghosted your duties.