It seems My tripod is the only thing big enough for Me to suck... That will never be you because you're a shrimp dick loser who only exists to fund My existence. So send and show Me how much you appreciate Me.
We can talk about all your dirty little fantasies. Don't be ashamed to bring up any deep sexual fantasy or fetish. As long as the mine is rolling, we can sext about anything you like.
You get to sext with Me about all of your dirty little fantasies, only in this case, it involves wallet drains throughout the session. Brokies and timewasters need not apply.