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describe to me how tiny your penis is

Please, describe to me how small your penis is so I can laugh with my girl friends about your pathetic life with something so small hanging off your body. And please, don't spare me the details, I want to know the color, if there are any veins, how many centimeters and if you've ever made someone cum with that little grain of rice hidden between your balls, which shouldn't be so pleasant either.