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Gimme gimme

Do you even deserve this much effort? You pay me to ignore you. Easy work can you even send enough for me to notice?

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Is it impressive?

I rate that shrimp in your pants out of 10

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Pay up peasants

I rant/yap about anything and you listen and give me your money to make me feel better

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Worship my feet

Bow down to my feet. Don’t you want to kiss them and make sure only the prettiest heels are worn by them?